I’m almost there.
Also, check out Delirious. Good film.
ALSO, click the ads.
ALSO, happy mother’s day.
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On Monday for some tanning company in a town about 45 minutes away. Database manager or sommat? I don’t know exactly. Anyways I have to get up and go to that. I got my hair cut today for the first time in forever. Afterwards I asked the hair dresser if she would hire me and she said yes. So WIN. Then I went and got a dress shirt and some khakis that fit. Alie and Rey would be proud, actually. I’ll post a pic later. I hate wearing pants that actually go around my waist and then a tucked in shirt though. My waist is really damn high and it makes me look like Urkel.
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I just woke up from a horrible nightmare. I was in my bed and I couldn’t move. I had to strain to do anything. I started trying bashing my head against the wall in the hopes that I was doing it in real life as well and that someone would come and wake me up. I would wake up but it would turn out that I was still in my dream. All I wanted was to get out of it. I kept telling myself to awaken hoping that I could use my mind to get out of that fucking dream. The fourth or fifth time I woke up my buddy was in my room and told me that my mom was coming and bringing some aspirin and that I was sick. I didn’t believe him, though. Turns out that he was lying. I think I finally woke up for real after that and was all sweaty and breathing hard. I hate those fucking dreams. Is it sleep paralysis or something? Idk. Maybe just a nightmare. I ate a bunch of foodstuffs before bed so maybe that’s what did it. Eating before bed gives you nightmares, doesn’t it? OH WELL. Je suis bon maintenant.
Also, I applied to UWO as a part time student. It cost a hundred dollars so those fuckers had better accept me.
Now I’m going back to bed. Pray for me.
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Course Title: Manufacturing Technology
Course Code: TMJ3C
Teacher: Mr. A. Beneteau
Final Grade: 30%
Comments: Alexander’s achievement is below level 1. He has much difficulty staying on task. Alexander is defiant and disrespectful towards authority.
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I’m not utterly exhausted and my mind is clear. I woke up at 2 in the afternoon today. I was out until around 2:30 last night at the bars and when I came home I couldn’t sleep. (That’s a good thing. For the past week or so I could sleep at basically any point in the day.) I had to take a valium to sleep.
I saw a whole bunch of people that I used to hang out with at Jack’s (a bar). I got pretty goddamned drunk and had to get some car service to take me home. It sucked cause I was only planning on having one or two beers and driving home but I got trashed and had to pay almost thirty dollars to get home. It was this company called “Keys Thankz”. They totally copied Keys Please. I thought it was Keys Please until I was already in their car and noticed it on one of the dude’s jacket. Anyways, they drove my car home. IT ALL WORKED OUT. And the dude who drove my car home noticed that I had Necro playing and commented on it. We talked hip hop the whole way home. He was pretty knowledgeable.
Some idiot that I was hanging with decided that he didn’t like some guy at the bar cause he thought he looked like a homo. So on the way out he practically threw the guy out of his way. Then he and a couple of my acquaintances started jawing at the thrown guy and his friends. Nothing happened though. WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG, HUH?
Alright. I’m out.
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I’ve been sleeping like fifteen hours a day and I still have to force myself to get up. I’ve been having these weird ultra-vivid dreams and feel like I’m walking around in a fog. I just want to feel healthy. =\ I guess I’ll make a doctor’s appointment demain.
Whenever I get sick I hope that I’ll heal and have like.. super powers. You know how Peter Parker gets really sick and when he wakes up he can do all types of crazy shit. Or people get doused in radioactive waste, get really sick, then get better than ever before.
However, I never get any super powers. BULLSHIT. FUCK LIFE. I know that the doctor won’t know what to tell me either. She’ll probably tell me to give it time. It’s been like this for a couple weeks though. Anyone have a body they can trade? I’ll toss in a couple bucks too!
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And he brought me this shiz:
A painting and a pack of cigarettes. WIN.
He told me these crazy stories about how he had to bribe the cops in Mozambique and Malawi on several occasions too. SILLY POLICE. Also about how his money went missing and his houseboy blamed it on juju (black magic). Crazy shit over there.
Also, Sam just showed me this:
Shweet.
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Same goes with Aquafina. Why do people buy that crap? It’s tap water that’s gone through reverse osmosis. Sorry, DOUBLE reverse osmosis. Suck my dick, Pepsi/Coke. If you’re going to buy bottled water, at least buy spring water. It tastes fresh and clean and you know that you’re getting what you’re paying for.
If you’re going to buy Aquanfina or Dasani you may as well buy a water bottle and fill it up at your sink. And what’s ridiculous is that it costs more than spring water. The first time I tasted Dasani I thought that it had gone bad and that’s what it tasted so funny. The second time I started to get suspicious. By the third time I realised that that’s what it was supposed to taste like. I never bought that crap again. (Unless I was desperate.)
So yes. DEGUTANT. I’m leaving.
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So Nicole came down today. The TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) strike fucked our plans up hXc, though. She called me at 7 in the morning saying that she couldn’t get to the train station in Toronto because the buses weren’t running. Actually at first she just didn’t know why the bus hadn’t come by yet. She called the TTC and the message said that they were on strike. Lazy, greedy asses.
SO I went to Toronto and picked her up instead and brought her back here. I left at around eight in the morning with about 4 hours of sleep. Needless to say, today has been exhausting. So after a four hour drive (two there, two back (though the two back seemed to go a lot quicker)) we made it back to London and to my house. We chillllllled and ate pizza and did various other stuff. It was a good time. I dropped her off at the train station at eight and she went back home.
Our only picture together:
(There’s four different versions of this pose)
We meant to take lots of pictures but totally forgot until the very end. OH WELL.
Now it’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m trying to sleep. My asthma is killin me. I WILL TRY AGAIN.
Easy.
Oh yah. We also saw someone getting stomped downtown on the way to the train station. That was pretty nuts. =\
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