I don’t understand this.

For the third time, someone randomly offered to sell me a surround sound system.  I was at the grocery store and I hopped out of my truck, brushed my shoulders off and I see some guy call to me from a green Safari (van).  So I walk over to him and he goes, "This is totally weird but do you want to buy a surround sound system?"  I just laughed and go, "Bro, you’re the third person to try to sell me one of these things."  He just said okay and drove off.

I went to eat at some restaurant tonight with my family.  Here’s me looking quite dapper:

And another:

Here’s my grandma:

She kills me sometimes.  She told me I was too skinny a while ago and I had to correct her.  I go, "Grandma, I am not!  I’ve been working out lately.  I’m huge!"  And I flexed for her.  She was mad impressed.  I think that she forgot though cause she didn’t say anything tonight.

I ate some honey garlic chicken wings and some fries.  They were pretty delicious.

I also worked out today, benched 115, about eight reps per set, four sets.  I also did some tricep stuff and shoulder workouts.  Tomorrow I shall hit my biceps and my forearms.  Possibly my legs as well.

Hey, you wanna know a couple cool African phrases?  One is, "Charlie, why!"  You say that when you’re flustered.  Like, "Why’d you do that??" or "Why’d that happen??"  And then another is, you can say to anyone younger than you, "Small boy!  Do this!"  So if, say, you want a pack of smokes from the store you say, "Small boy!  Go to the store and get me some cigarettes!"  And they’ll do it for you.  I always call my little brother small boy now.  It’s cool.

Kbye.

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