May 2008

I made this website:

http://hatt.us/mp3player

So you can share your songs without signing up for anything.

You can also edit the embedding code to change the size of the player.

THERE YOU GO.

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Thank you.

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Don’t ride on the road if there’s a bike path.  They’re not there for decoration.

I actually saw some guy towing his baby in one of those little carriages on the road when there was a bike path on the sidewalk.  FUCKING IDIOT.  It’s dangerous for bikers and a hassle for drivers if you’re driving on the road so JUST USE THE BIKE PATH.

Bye.

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The sun’s starting to come up.

This isn’t good.

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Too much of a hassle.

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So expect a bit of downtime in the next day or two.  Don’t add any entries because they might get lost in the transition.  Unless you’re using WLW then you can just re-publish them.  Oh yeah but the comments might be lost.  Just wait for me to say that it’s okay.

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I just watched this movie called Reprise and it was muy bueno.  A couple of the songs from it:

Joy Division - New Dawn Fades

Le Tigre - Deceptacon

Here is the torrent if you wish to check it out.  And here’s a link to the subtitles.  (It’s a Norwegian movie.)

It’s about a couple of aspiring writers.  One of them goes insane.  Etc etc.

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I’m cutting down my Celexa dosage.  From 40mg once a day to 10.  I’m trying to recover my libido.  It’s been pretty dismal for as long as I can remember and I’m assuming that it’s the pills’ fault.  Wish me luck.

Also, Manila is the capital of the Philippines (Like the envelope).  Remember that.

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And short one girl.

I went to the bars and got loaded.  It was fun.  I saw a girl that I used to know; she had a crush on me in high school.  Evidently it faded because she acted totally uninterested.

Whatever.  I’m cool.

I think that something has to happen.  I’m just not sure what.

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I’ve watched five Wes Anderson movies.

• Bottle Rocket (1994)
• Bottle Rocket (1996)
• Darjeeling Limited
• The Royal Tenenbaums
• The Life Aquatic

Hilarious shit.

Bill Murray makes me laugh so hard.  So does Owen Wilson.  Why’d he try to kill himself?  He’s so fucking funny.  Same goes with Luke Wilson.

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I need them.  Now.

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Sometimes I feel
Like I’ll never fall asleep
I feel helpless
You can’t help me
Fall asleep
I like to dream
But it scares me to think
That at some point
I’ll forget when the dream began

I just got out of my bed
Covered in sweat
I was angry
‘Cause you kept your hand on my chest
Don’t touch me
I’m concentratin’ on sleep
On what I’ll dream
But I can’t keep my eyelids shut

Look at me sleepin’
I’m really sleepin’
Look at me dreamin’
I’m so happy (x2)

This song is way too fucking appropriate right now.  I need valium.

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So last night when I finally got my clothes I went back to the line.  When I got up to the front I saw the bouncer (bouncer 1) who denied me the first time.  There was another bouncer working the velvet rope (bouncer 2).

Me:  Alright man.  I’m dressed to impress now!  You gotta let me in!

Bouncer 1:  *laughs*  Ehh.  Alright.  *Motions to let me in*

Bouncer 2:  You look very handsome, sir.

Me:  Thanks!

Bouncers are funny.  Even if they take their jobs too seriously.

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So that party last night.  There were twenty-something confirmed guests on Facebook but only ten people showed up.  Why do people confirm that they’re going to be there if they’re not going to come?  Is it so hard to mark yourself down as a “maybe” if you’re not sure?  Unless you get into a car accident or have a death in the family, there’s no reason not to show up!  People have to plan you know?  Plus what if you’re really looking forward to seeing someone at the party?  You get all dressed up, try to look your best, arrive, and the little fucker isn’t even there!

PEOPLE.  JEEZ.

Also, I downloaded the Death Cab For Cutie discog.  It’s good shit.  You should check them out.

I should really look for a job.  I owe Visa almost a thousand bucks.  =\  Oh well.  They can afford it.  Plus they cream themselves when you only make minimum payments because you’ll end up never paying them off completely.  You’ll be giving them money till the day you die.

PEACE.

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My head hurts.

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I went out today for this dude’s birthday.  Saw a few people I hadn’t seen in forever.  It was cool.  Got pretty damned drunk too.

The bouncers wouldn’t let me in.  Apparently I wasn’t dressed nice enough.  I even tried bribing the bouncer twenty dollars but he wouldn’t relent.  Eventually I had to get my dad to drive me down some nice duds and then they let me in.  FUCKING BOUNCERS HATE ME.

It was cool though.  Cause I got in and it was a’ight.  There was tons of girls and I got to drunk with my old amigos.  C’etait bon except I didn’t get any tail or any numbers.  I thought this one girl liked me but nothing happened with her.

And now I’m still sorta drunk and I’m gonna watch this movie and then go to bed.

NIGHT.

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Rogers is definitely throttling my connection.  I’ve had problems with them before off and on.  It seemed to be doing well lately until the start of this month.  HORRIBLE SPEEDS.  It’s driving me insane.  On a night when The Office would be released I used to get great speeds.  Three or four hundred kB/s.  And now this.  ISPs should NOT be monitoring packets.  What the fuck is next?  Plain text packets with dissenting words about the government?

Suck my dick, Rogers.

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So.  Summer is boring.  I have no job and no money.  My credit card is at a whopping 700 dollars and I have no means of repaying it.  OH WELL.

I want to hit the bars tonight.  SHALL I?  Maybe maybe.  I need to find a girl to woo.

I just went to the casino today and lost twenty bucks.  Fuck.  I thought that I might actually win.  I could feel it in me bones.

Yes yes.  Life is boring and uneventful.  Thank God for torrents and movies.

HAPPY?

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Looks like I’ll be lazing about for the foreseeable future.

Oh well.  Ain’t nothing new to me.

EASY.

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It went well I think.  I made the women laugh a couple of times.  I think I have a shot.

Also, Woodstock is a really nice town.  And it’s not as far away as I first thought.

Wish me luck, fuckfaces.  :)

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I’m almost there.

Also, check out Delirious.  Good film.

ALSO, click the ads.

ALSO, happy mother’s day.

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On Monday for some tanning company in a town about 45 minutes away.  Database manager or sommat?  I don’t know exactly.  Anyways I have to get up and go to that.  I got my hair cut today for the first time in forever.  Afterwards I asked the hair dresser if she would hire me and she said yes.  So WIN.  Then I went and got a dress shirt and some khakis that fit.  Alie and Rey would be proud, actually.  I’ll post a pic later.  I hate wearing pants that actually go around my waist and then a tucked in shirt though.  My waist is really damn high and it makes me look like Urkel.

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I just woke up from a horrible nightmare.  I was in my bed and I couldn’t move.  I had to strain to do anything.  I started trying bashing my head against the wall in the hopes that I was doing it in real life as well and that someone would come and wake me up.  I would wake up but it would turn out that I was still in my dream.  All I wanted was to get out of it.  I kept telling myself to awaken hoping that I could use my mind to get out of that fucking dream.  The fourth or fifth time I woke up my buddy was in my room and told me that my mom was coming and bringing some aspirin and that I was sick.  I didn’t believe him, though.  Turns out that he was lying.  I think I finally woke up for real after that and was all sweaty and breathing hard.  I hate those fucking dreams.  Is it sleep paralysis or something?  Idk.  Maybe just a nightmare.  I ate a bunch of foodstuffs before bed so maybe that’s what did it.  Eating before bed gives you nightmares, doesn’t it?  OH WELL.  Je suis bon maintenant.

Also, I applied to UWO as a part time student.  It cost a hundred dollars so those fuckers had better accept me.

Now I’m going back to bed.  Pray for me.

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Course Title: Manufacturing Technology

Course Code: TMJ3C

Teacher: Mr. A. Beneteau

Final Grade: 30%

Comments: Alexander’s achievement is below level 1.  He has much difficulty staying on task.  Alexander is defiant and disrespectful towards authority.

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I’m not utterly exhausted and my mind is clear.  I woke up at 2 in the afternoon today.  I was out until around 2:30 last night at the bars and when I came home I couldn’t sleep.  (That’s a good thing.  For the past week or so I could sleep at basically any point in the day.)  I had to take a valium to sleep.

I saw a whole bunch of people that I used to hang out with at Jack’s (a bar).  I got pretty goddamned drunk and had to get some car service to take me home.  It sucked cause I was only planning on having one or two beers and driving home but I got trashed and had to pay almost thirty dollars to get home.  It was this company called “Keyz Thankz”.  They totally copied Keys Please.  I thought it was Keys Please until I was already in their car and noticed it on one of the dude’s jacket.  Anyways, they drove my car home.  IT ALL WORKED OUT.  And the dude who drove my car home noticed that I had Necro playing and commented on it.  We talked hip hop the whole way home.  He was pretty knowledgeable.

Some idiot that I was hanging with decided that he didn’t like some guy at the bar cause he thought he looked like a homo.  So on the way out he practically threw the guy out of his way.  Then he and a couple of my acquaintances started jawing at the thrown guy and his friends.  Nothing happened though.  WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG, HUH?

Alright.  I’m out.

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I’ve been sleeping like fifteen hours a day and I still have to force myself to get up.  I’ve been having these weird ultra-vivid dreams and feel like I’m walking around in a fog.  I just want to feel healthy.  =\   I guess I’ll make a doctor’s appointment demain.

Whenever I get sick I hope that I’ll heal and have like..  super powers.  You know how Peter Parker gets really sick and when he wakes up he can do all types of crazy shit.  Or people get doused in radioactive waste, get really sick, then get better than ever before.

However, I never get any super powers.  BULLSHIT.  FUCK LIFE.  I know that the doctor won’t know what to tell me either.  She’ll probably tell me to give it time.  It’s been like this for a couple weeks though.  Anyone have a body they can trade?  I’ll toss in a couple bucks too!

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And he brought me this shiz:

A painting and a pack of cigarettes.  WIN.

He told me these crazy stories about how he had to bribe the cops in Mozambique and Malawi on several occasions too.  SILLY POLICE.  Also about how his money went missing and his houseboy blamed it on juju (black magic).  Crazy shit over there.

Also, Sam just showed me this:

Shweet.

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Same goes with Aquafina.  Why do people buy that crap?  It’s tap water that’s gone through reverse osmosis.  Sorry, DOUBLE reverse osmosis.  Suck my dick, Pepsi/Coke.  If you’re going to buy bottled water, at least buy spring water.  It tastes fresh and clean and you know that you’re getting what you’re paying for. 

If you’re going to buy Aquanfina or Dasani you may as well buy a water bottle and fill it up at your sink.  And what’s ridiculous is that it costs more than spring water.  The first time I tasted Dasani I thought that it had gone bad and that’s what it tasted so funny.  The second time I started to get suspicious.  By the third time I realised that that’s what it was supposed to taste like.  I never bought that crap again.  (Unless I was desperate.)

So yes.  DEGUTANT.  I’m leaving.

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