June 2008

Books in Spanish, Podcasts in Portuguese, French films, Romanian forums, Russian newspaper articles, Slovak magazines, and Al jazeera.

I wish I could converse with anyone: Germans, Poles, Japanese, even deaf folks.

Oh well.  Maybe one day.  Hurry up, scientists.  I’m getting impatient.

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Good times.

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If this pain doesn’t cease in the next few days, I will hang myself.

Good plan?  Cred ca da.

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I got a bunch of antibiotics for my ear so hopefully it’ll clear that shit up.  It does feel a little bit better than yesterday but it may just be the Advil.  I ain’t sure.

It’s lame cause I can’t drink while I’m on this stuff so I’m gonna miss the bars this weekend.  Life sucks.

OH WELL.  I’m on the third season of the X-Files.  Pretty Interesting show.  I’m gearing up for the second movie by watching all the episodes.

I’m leaving.

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My ear.  Omg it hurts.  What did that slut doctor do to it!??!  It didn’t hurt nearly this bad when I went in to her office yesterday.  Then she blasted water into my ear canal and now I can hardly chew cause it HURTS.  FUCK.  I gotta go back there today I think.  Although I’m not sure what she can do to fix it.  Ughhh.

Other than that.  NOTHING.  I should go out drinking tonight.  That’ll ease my pain.

FUCK.

FUCK SHIT FUCK.

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I just talked to a Hungarian immigrant who drove the cab from the bar to my home.  He wasn’t happy about living in Canada.  He liked it better at home.  You can go anywhere you want like idk Ireland?  Other European nations.  Here you only have the US.  I told him, “Europeans want to come to Canada.  Canadians want to go to Europe.  No one’s happy where they are.”  He agreed.  He also didn’t try to charge us a tip but I insisted on giving him something for his troubles.

I’m way too drunk.  I didn’t get laid tonight either.  It was lame.  Women suck.

Good night.

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Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.  Goddamn right.

DUDES.  Nothing is nuevo.  It’s been the same old shittt.  Going out and drinking too much.  I need to cut down on the booze fo’ real except there’s a party on Sunday so I guess I’ll start after that.

I’ve been putting mineral oil in my ear to try to fix my hearing.  It seems to be working.  Apparently it’s used to relieve constipation.  I’m thinking of chugging some and seeing what happens.  It seems like it would be sort of a cleansing act.  Something like spring cleaning.  Maybe later though.  Not now.

I think that my sentences are too short and that I need to stop typing in such a halting manner.  So from now on they (the sentences) will be double the length, at least for this entry.  I think that I might go out for a bike ride on this beautiful day.  I need to jet before it starts to rain though, as the weather people are calling for.  THEN AGAIN they’re wrong 90% of the time so I wouldn’t be surprised if we had sunny skies for the entire day.

Also I met a girl downtown who’s fairly cool.  We’re supposed to go out to that party so we’ll see what happens.  I’ll keep you updated since you care oh so much.

PZ

Oh yeah.  Here’s a cool song:

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I wanted to go ride around today but instead I slept and did fuck all.  Very unproductive day so far.  I think crappy weather makes me depressed.

I need to watch a movie or something to cheer me up.  Or a Valium but I hef none.

Man I’ve been listening to Matt Good non-stop.  He’s foarte bine.  I suggest you go get some of his stuff before I bash you.

Example:

Si acum, I’m out.  BYE.

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It’s a toad.

Sexy, innit?

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It’s been a while.

Now I have to figure out what to do with my day.

I still can’t hear very well at all so maybe I should go to a doctor.  I think it might have improved since yesterday though.  I’m just not sure.

Aurevoir.

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Cop it yo.

I went out last night.  I saw the girl from the other night but she was being stand-offish.  I wasn’t really sure what the deal was.  By the end of the night I was really depressed and pissed off because I didn’t even get to kiss her.

Very strange considering I usually don’t feel anything when it comes to women.  I cut back my Celexa dosage to 10 mg from 40 so I think all these emotions and feelings are coming back that have been gone for years.  It’s fairly unpleasant.

OH WELL.  I gotta stop drinking and driving.  I’m never plastered when I drink but I definitely usually have a buzz on.  At least when I’m coming home from the bars.  It’s not a good habit.  Stupid buses need to run later than 12:30 am.  What kind of shit is that?  The bars close at 2:30 so what do they expect people to do?  They already spent all their money on booze and don’t have cash for a cab.  FACK.  I was discussing it with my friend and he seems to think that the cabbie companies hold a lot of sway on the issue and stop the city from getting the buses to run later.  Bastardsssssss.

Some bartender that my friends and I always deal with told me I was very soft-spoken last night too.  I told her I’d work on speaking up.  I wasn’t sure if she was annoyed because she couldn’t hear me or she was just making an observation.

Anyways.  I’m outtie.  PAYCE

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Keeping my computer running smoothly is the of the utmost importance to me.  Here’s a few programs that help me along and at no cost.

Note:  If you’re a Mac user like ALIE you can stop reading right now.  You probably won’t comprehend my stellar vocabulary anyways.

PerfectDisk 2008 - Disk defragmenter.  Keeps your hard drive from having to search all over for pieces of a certain file.  (May be a demo.  I’m not sure.  They still haven’t actually asked me to pay.)

Ad-Aware 2008 - Searches for spyware, adware, trojans, etc.  The actual scanner is free but you have to pay for on-the-fly protection.  The free features suffice though.

Spybot - Basically the same as Ad-Aware, only it includes the immunization feature which stops you from browsing sites known to be infected as well as evil cookies.

Comodo Firewall - Tells you whenever a program is making a connection to the internet.  By using Defense+ you can stop programs from making changes to your registry and other important shit on your comp.  Be warned that you’re going to get a LOT of pop-ups when you first start using it.  Once you’ve defined a bunch of trusted apps the pop-ups will slow down but you’ll still get them whenever you install programs or start using a new program.

avast! - Uber sweet free virus scanner.  Has active scanners that monitor the files you download and the emails you open and ensures that they’re virus free.  Only complaint is the default scanner as it’s really hard to use.  That can be fixed by downloading a more user-friendly skin; I recommend aVist.

CCleaner - Clears your temp files among other garbage that’s just clogging up your hard drive. 

Wise Registry Cleaner Free - Gets rid of useless registry entries that could potentially slow down your computer.  It’s probably not even necessary but I’m a bit OCD when it comes to this stuff.  Note though:  The registry is the heart of your computer.  Messing with it can seriously screw up your computer.  If you’re not sure what you’re doing then may just want to skip this program.

OKAY.  That’s about it.  Happy computing, folks.

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I’m buzzed and tired.  I went downtown and ended up sitting with a bunch of girls at some bar along with my two friends.  My one friend told one of the girls to kiss me so we kissed.  Then we kissed more and more.  She grabbed my cock too.  It was pretty rad.  Except she has two kids and is engaged.  She’s a skank.  She’s pretty though.  I think I’ll see her on Saturday if I end up going back to that bar, which I probably will.

Exciting night, yeah.  I guess I’ll go to bed.  I’m really tired.

Easy.

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Opera 9.5 has been released.

Go download it!  NOW!

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It’s been a while since I’ve seen one.  It was Matt Good “and his band”.  It’s weird because he used to have The Matt Good Band, then Matt Good solo, and now it’s “Matt Good and his band.”  SO WHATEVER.  Here’s an old Matt Good BAND song:

He used to look like a heroin addict but I guess he went to rehab so he gained weight and looks healthier now.  It was actually kind of weird.  He didn’t look like the same person at all.  He was also wearing a Hanson shirt which made me laugh.

I was an idiot and forgot to bring my camera so I have no pictorz.  Some girl asked me for weed.  I think she was a narco.

Now I’m going to sleep.  PZ.

P.S. I biked 18 kilometers today.  I rule.

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I just installed a bunch of updates.  :D

Why does this excite me?  I’m such a nerd.

ANYWAYS.  My body isn’t in extreme pain anymore.  Except now I have this strange bump on my head above my right eye and slightly to the right.  I think something bit me but that’s OKAY.

I have to ride my bike somewhere today.  I haven’t decided where yet.

Man I got six hours of sleep.  That is FUCKED UP.  I mean, six hours isn’t too bad BUT I took a valium and usually when I take one I get like ten hours of sleep.  Idk what’s up with my body.  Stop acting like a fucking bitch, body!  Better than four hours though so I guess I shouldn’t complain.

When I got back to my house yesterday my legs were like jelly.  I’m not used to this physical exertion at alll.  It’s cool though.  I can feel myself getting healthier by the day.

And now I’m out.  PAYCE

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$150 well spent.

Plus the lock actually, which was like 20 bucks.

The next time a cop tries to pull me over Imma outrun him on that shit.

Btw, it keeps raining.  I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE.

Then again I woke up at 5 in the morning after I went to bed at midnight so I’m not feeling one hundred percent.  Stupid heartburn.

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I’ve been up since 5:30 in the morning.  At 10 I decided to take a bike ride to mi amigo’s casa.  I got pulled over by the po-leece while I was riding down his street.  He thought the bike was stolen.  I think that I effectively proved that it wasn’t.  Luckily I had no drugzorz on me or any other illicit crap.  Convo:

Cop:  Is that your bike?
Me:  No.  It’s my mom’s.
Cop:  Oh, that explains it.
Me:  What?  It looks like a girl’s bike?
Cop:  Yeah.
Me:  Shit!  I didn’t think anyone would be able to tell the difference.

By the time I got to my friend’s house I was sweating like a fucking pig.  I sat around and had a couple glasses of water then went back home.

I’m actually pretty damn proud of myself.  I’ve gotten more exercise in the past two days than in the past two months.  GO ME.

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I’m going to post pictures of my room.  I’m very pleased with it right now.  It’s uber tidy/clean.

I hate wires.  I’m hoping that everything goes wireless within the next decade but until then I’ll try to keep them as neat as I can.

Look, hardly any dust!  I just swept it yesterday/the day before (I can’t remember.)  That stuff builds up so fast.  >:|

Also, I worked out for the first time in foreverrrrr yesterday.  Just pushups though.  Wide stance, narrow stance, and medium stance.  My shoulders/arms/chest hurt today.  Good sign.  Now I just need to start bicycling to get my legs and cardiovascular system up to snuff.

Wish my luck.  (Say sucess.)

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I bought a shelf and put it in, relatively successfully.

The parts:

The installation:

The result:

Not quite big enough but it’ll do.  If worse comes to worst then I’ll just bring up a smaller clock from my basement.  Worst being it falls off nightly.

Btw, it’s not as precarious as it looks.

AND IT’S NOT DRIFTWOOD, LAURIE.  I’M SORRY.

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I got sick of having to circumvent my speakers in order to clean/reach behind my monitor so I mounted those shitz.  Check it out YO.

Yep.  I put a couple screws in the wall and into my desk’s shelf and threw them up there.  Fairly proud of myself.

I also worked out a bit today which was strange.  I felt like I had energy though.  Twas good.  I think it’s because the valium I took gave me decent sleep.

NEWAYZ.  I’m outtie pour maintenant.  Pa pa.

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From being a hopeless romantic to being emotionally numb.

It’s lameeeee.  I want some girl to come along and make me head over heels happy.  I want to want to spend every second of the day with her.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I guess I’ll wait for this diazepam to kick in then pass out.  Argh.

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I just spent fifteen minutes trying to catch this stray dog.  I passed him in my car on my way home and noticed that there was no owner so I hopped out and tried to get him to come to me.  He dashed away so I hopped in my car and sped off after him.  I felt like I was a cop in pursuit of a suspect.  It was pretty crazy.  Every time I got near him he’d run away though.  Eventually he ran down this one road and when I jumped back in my car and zoomed after him I couldn’t find him.  It was a dead end with a big field beyond it.  FUCK.

Also, I saw the Strangers.  It was okay.  The mask thing got played out after the first half an hour though.

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Don’t see it??  LOOK CLOSER.

THEY CHANGED THE G.

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