ARGH IZ HOT

I’ve been up since 5:30 in the morning.  At 10 I decided to take a bike ride to mi amigo’s casa.  I got pulled over by the po-leece while I was riding down his street.  He thought the bike was stolen.  I think that I effectively proved that it wasn’t.  Luckily I had no drugzorz on me or any other illicit crap.  Convo:

Cop:  Is that your bike?
Me:  No.  It’s my mom’s.
Cop:  Oh, that explains it.
Me:  What?  It looks like a girl’s bike?
Cop:  Yeah.
Me:  Shit!  I didn’t think anyone would be able to tell the difference.

By the time I got to my friend’s house I was sweating like a fucking pig.  I sat around and had a couple glasses of water then went back home.

I’m actually pretty damn proud of myself.  I’ve gotten more exercise in the past two days than in the past two months.  GO ME.

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