I hate

Going to bed early and waking up in the middle of the night.  I went to sleep at ten and just woke up at 1:30.  THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN.

Oh yeah.  I just had this weird dream.  I was driving with my brother and I knew that it was a dream and for some reason I started jerking off in the passenger seat.  And then I thought, “Oh shit.  What if this isn’t a dream?”  And so I look over to my brother and he’s like, “Wtf are you doing?”  And I say, “This is a dream, isn’t it?”  And he gets SO angry and goes, “This isn’t a dream!” and then I wake up.  It was a trip.

I also had sex with some girl earlier.  Only she was on my computer monitor.  It was weird.

And my cousin told me he hated me.

AND the second time I woke up I was scripting LW stuff.  I was trying to figure out how many elements were in a certain page or something.  I think I’ve been scripting too much lately.

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