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So I’ll write a wee entry in place of sleep.  Or somn.  Or sommeil.  Or whatever you want to call it.

I went out for the first time tonight in about a week since my ear has been tweaked.  I had a beer with mi muchacho Matt downtown.  It was boring as all hell cause it had been raining all night and was still, in fact, raining when we visited the bar.  I had two Labatt Blues and some poutine then we hopped back in my car and went home.

I felt out of it.  And still do as a matter of fact.  But tasting beer was pretty sweet.  I think that I had been going through withdrawals cause while I was driving there I couldn’t wait to arrive and down some booze.

Tonight has been kind of lame.  I’ve been lonely and bored.  If it wasn’t so late I’d consider calling that girl from a couple weeks ago and making her come over.

Also my keyboard is dying so I’m ending this entry.

Also, I was sitting in the doctor’s office with like three other people and it was so quiet.  I started daydreaming that I was this dynamo type guy and I started talking to everyone.  And we all became friends and were laughing and having a blast while sitting and waiting to be called in.  Like when you meet strangers and one person introduces you to everyone else then you all end up having a ball.  So yeah.  It was like that and then someone would get called in and we’d all be like, “Bye!  It was nice meeting you!”  But…  I sat there staring straight ahead instead.  Maybe next time.

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Books in Spanish, Podcasts in Portuguese, French films, Romanian forums, Russian newspaper articles, Slovak magazines, and Al jazeera.

I wish I could converse with anyone: Germans, Poles, Japanese, even deaf folks.

Oh well.  Maybe one day.  Hurry up, scientists.  I’m getting impatient.

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Good times.

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If this pain doesn’t cease in the next few days, I will hang myself.

Good plan?  Cred ca da.

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I got a bunch of antibiotics for my ear so hopefully it’ll clear that shit up.  It does feel a little bit better than yesterday but it may just be the Advil.  I ain’t sure.

It’s lame cause I can’t drink while I’m on this stuff so I’m gonna miss the bars this weekend.  Life sucks.

OH WELL.  I’m on the third season of the X-Files.  Pretty Interesting show.  I’m gearing up for the second movie by watching all the episodes.

I’m leaving.

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My ear.  Omg it hurts.  What did that slut doctor do to it!??!  It didn’t hurt nearly this bad when I went in to her office yesterday.  Then she blasted water into my ear canal and now I can hardly chew cause it HURTS.  FUCK.  I gotta go back there today I think.  Although I’m not sure what she can do to fix it.  Ughhh.

Other than that.  NOTHING.  I should go out drinking tonight.  That’ll ease my pain.

FUCK.

FUCK SHIT FUCK.

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I just talked to a Hungarian immigrant who drove the cab from the bar to my home.  He wasn’t happy about living in Canada.  He liked it better at home.  You can go anywhere you want like idk Ireland?  Other European nations.  Here you only have the US.  I told him, “Europeans want to come to Canada.  Canadians want to go to Europe.  No one’s happy where they are.”  He agreed.  He also didn’t try to charge us a tip but I insisted on giving him something for his troubles.

I’m way too drunk.  I didn’t get laid tonight either.  It was lame.  Women suck.

Good night.

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Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.  Goddamn right.

DUDES.  Nothing is nuevo.  It’s been the same old shittt.  Going out and drinking too much.  I need to cut down on the booze fo’ real except there’s a party on Sunday so I guess I’ll start after that.

I’ve been putting mineral oil in my ear to try to fix my hearing.  It seems to be working.  Apparently it’s used to relieve constipation.  I’m thinking of chugging some and seeing what happens.  It seems like it would be sort of a cleansing act.  Something like spring cleaning.  Maybe later though.  Not now.

I think that my sentences are too short and that I need to stop typing in such a halting manner.  So from now on they (the sentences) will be double the length, at least for this entry.  I think that I might go out for a bike ride on this beautiful day.  I need to jet before it starts to rain though, as the weather people are calling for.  THEN AGAIN they’re wrong 90% of the time so I wouldn’t be surprised if we had sunny skies for the entire day.

Also I met a girl downtown who’s fairly cool.  We’re supposed to go out to that party so we’ll see what happens.  I’ll keep you updated since you care oh so much.

PZ

Oh yeah.  Here’s a cool song:

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I wanted to go ride around today but instead I slept and did fuck all.  Very unproductive day so far.  I think crappy weather makes me depressed.

I need to watch a movie or something to cheer me up.  Or a Valium but I hef none.

Man I’ve been listening to Matt Good non-stop.  He’s foarte bine.  I suggest you go get some of his stuff before I bash you.

Example:

Si acum, I’m out.  BYE.

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It’s a toad.

Sexy, innit?

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It’s been a while.

Now I have to figure out what to do with my day.

I still can’t hear very well at all so maybe I should go to a doctor.  I think it might have improved since yesterday though.  I’m just not sure.

Aurevoir.

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Cop it yo.

I went out last night.  I saw the girl from the other night but she was being stand-offish.  I wasn’t really sure what the deal was.  By the end of the night I was really depressed and pissed off because I didn’t even get to kiss her.

Very strange considering I usually don’t feel anything when it comes to women.  I cut back my Celexa dosage to 10 mg from 40 so I think all these emotions and feelings are coming back that have been gone for years.  It’s fairly unpleasant.

OH WELL.  I gotta stop drinking and driving.  I’m never plastered when I drink but I definitely usually have a buzz on.  At least when I’m coming home from the bars.  It’s not a good habit.  Stupid buses need to run later than 12:30 am.  What kind of shit is that?  The bars close at 2:30 so what do they expect people to do?  They already spent all their money on booze and don’t have cash for a cab.  FACK.  I was discussing it with my friend and he seems to think that the cabbie companies hold a lot of sway on the issue and stop the city from getting the buses to run later.  Bastardsssssss.

Some bartender that my friends and I always deal with told me I was very soft-spoken last night too.  I told her I’d work on speaking up.  I wasn’t sure if she was annoyed because she couldn’t hear me or she was just making an observation.

Anyways.  I’m outtie.  PAYCE

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Keeping my computer running smoothly is the of the utmost importance to me.  Here’s a few programs that help me along and at no cost.

Note:  If you’re a Mac user like ALIE you can stop reading right now.  You probably won’t comprehend my stellar vocabulary anyways.

PerfectDisk 2008 - Disk defragmenter.  Keeps your hard drive from having to search all over for pieces of a certain file.  (May be a demo.  I’m not sure.  They still haven’t actually asked me to pay.)

Ad-Aware 2008 - Searches for spyware, adware, trojans, etc.  The actual scanner is free but you have to pay for on-the-fly protection.  The free features suffice though.

Spybot - Basically the same as Ad-Aware, only it includes the immunization feature which stops you from browsing sites known to be infected as well as evil cookies.

Comodo Firewall - Tells you whenever a program is making a connection to the internet.  By using Defense+ you can stop programs from making changes to your registry and other important shit on your comp.  Be warned that you’re going to get a LOT of pop-ups when you first start using it.  Once you’ve defined a bunch of trusted apps the pop-ups will slow down but you’ll still get them whenever you install programs or start using a new program.

avast! - Uber sweet free virus scanner.  Has active scanners that monitor the files you download and the emails you open and ensures that they’re virus free.  Only complaint is the default scanner as it’s really hard to use.  That can be fixed by downloading a more user-friendly skin; I recommend aVist.

CCleaner - Clears your temp files among other garbage that’s just clogging up your hard drive. 

Wise Registry Cleaner Free - Gets rid of useless registry entries that could potentially slow down your computer.  It’s probably not even necessary but I’m a bit OCD when it comes to this stuff.  Note though:  The registry is the heart of your computer.  Messing with it can seriously screw up your computer.  If you’re not sure what you’re doing then may just want to skip this program.

OKAY.  That’s about it.  Happy computing, folks.

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I’m buzzed and tired.  I went downtown and ended up sitting with a bunch of girls at some bar along with my two friends.  My one friend told one of the girls to kiss me so we kissed.  Then we kissed more and more.  She grabbed my cock too.  It was pretty rad.  Except she has two kids and is engaged.  She’s a skank.  She’s pretty though.  I think I’ll see her on Saturday if I end up going back to that bar, which I probably will.

Exciting night, yeah.  I guess I’ll go to bed.  I’m really tired.

Easy.

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Opera 9.5 has been released.

Go download it!  NOW!

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It’s been a while since I’ve seen one.  It was Matt Good “and his band”.  It’s weird because he used to have The Matt Good Band, then Matt Good solo, and now it’s “Matt Good and his band.”  SO WHATEVER.  Here’s an old Matt Good BAND song:

He used to look like a heroin addict but I guess he went to rehab so he gained weight and looks healthier now.  It was actually kind of weird.  He didn’t look like the same person at all.  He was also wearing a Hanson shirt which made me laugh.

I was an idiot and forgot to bring my camera so I have no pictorz.  Some girl asked me for weed.  I think she was a narco.

Now I’m going to sleep.  PZ.

P.S. I biked 18 kilometers today.  I rule.

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I just installed a bunch of updates.  :D

Why does this excite me?  I’m such a nerd.

ANYWAYS.  My body isn’t in extreme pain anymore.  Except now I have this strange bump on my head above my right eye and slightly to the right.  I think something bit me but that’s OKAY.

I have to ride my bike somewhere today.  I haven’t decided where yet.

Man I got six hours of sleep.  That is FUCKED UP.  I mean, six hours isn’t too bad BUT I took a valium and usually when I take one I get like ten hours of sleep.  Idk what’s up with my body.  Stop acting like a fucking bitch, body!  Better than four hours though so I guess I shouldn’t complain.

When I got back to my house yesterday my legs were like jelly.  I’m not used to this physical exertion at alll.  It’s cool though.  I can feel myself getting healthier by the day.

And now I’m out.  PAYCE

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$150 well spent.

Plus the lock actually, which was like 20 bucks.

The next time a cop tries to pull me over Imma outrun him on that shit.

Btw, it keeps raining.  I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE.

Then again I woke up at 5 in the morning after I went to bed at midnight so I’m not feeling one hundred percent.  Stupid heartburn.

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I’ve been up since 5:30 in the morning.  At 10 I decided to take a bike ride to mi amigo’s casa.  I got pulled over by the po-leece while I was riding down his street.  He thought the bike was stolen.  I think that I effectively proved that it wasn’t.  Luckily I had no drugzorz on me or any other illicit crap.  Convo:

Cop:  Is that your bike?
Me:  No.  It’s my mom’s.
Cop:  Oh, that explains it.
Me:  What?  It looks like a girl’s bike?
Cop:  Yeah.
Me:  Shit!  I didn’t think anyone would be able to tell the difference.

By the time I got to my friend’s house I was sweating like a fucking pig.  I sat around and had a couple glasses of water then went back home.

I’m actually pretty damn proud of myself.  I’ve gotten more exercise in the past two days than in the past two months.  GO ME.

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I’m going to post pictures of my room.  I’m very pleased with it right now.  It’s uber tidy/clean.

I hate wires.  I’m hoping that everything goes wireless within the next decade but until then I’ll try to keep them as neat as I can.

Look, hardly any dust!  I just swept it yesterday/the day before (I can’t remember.)  That stuff builds up so fast.  >:|

Also, I worked out for the first time in foreverrrrr yesterday.  Just pushups though.  Wide stance, narrow stance, and medium stance.  My shoulders/arms/chest hurt today.  Good sign.  Now I just need to start bicycling to get my legs and cardiovascular system up to snuff.

Wish my luck.  (Say sucess.)

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I bought a shelf and put it in, relatively successfully.

The parts:

The installation:

The result:

Not quite big enough but it’ll do.  If worse comes to worst then I’ll just bring up a smaller clock from my basement.  Worst being it falls off nightly.

Btw, it’s not as precarious as it looks.

AND IT’S NOT DRIFTWOOD, LAURIE.  I’M SORRY.

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I got sick of having to circumvent my speakers in order to clean/reach behind my monitor so I mounted those shitz.  Check it out YO.

Yep.  I put a couple screws in the wall and into my desk’s shelf and threw them up there.  Fairly proud of myself.

I also worked out a bit today which was strange.  I felt like I had energy though.  Twas good.  I think it’s because the valium I took gave me decent sleep.

NEWAYZ.  I’m outtie pour maintenant.  Pa pa.

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From being a hopeless romantic to being emotionally numb.

It’s lameeeee.  I want some girl to come along and make me head over heels happy.  I want to want to spend every second of the day with her.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I guess I’ll wait for this diazepam to kick in then pass out.  Argh.

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I just spent fifteen minutes trying to catch this stray dog.  I passed him in my car on my way home and noticed that there was no owner so I hopped out and tried to get him to come to me.  He dashed away so I hopped in my car and sped off after him.  I felt like I was a cop in pursuit of a suspect.  It was pretty crazy.  Every time I got near him he’d run away though.  Eventually he ran down this one road and when I jumped back in my car and zoomed after him I couldn’t find him.  It was a dead end with a big field beyond it.  FUCK.

Also, I saw the Strangers.  It was okay.  The mask thing got played out after the first half an hour though.

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Don’t see it??  LOOK CLOSER.

THEY CHANGED THE G.

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I made this website:

http://hatt.us/mp3player

So you can share your songs without signing up for anything.

You can also edit the embedding code to change the size of the player.

THERE YOU GO.

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There is nothing to update.

Thank you.

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Don’t ride on the road if there’s a bike path.  They’re not there for decoration.

I actually saw some guy towing his baby in one of those little carriages on the road when there was a bike path on the sidewalk.  FUCKING IDIOT.  It’s dangerous for bikers and a hassle for drivers if you’re driving on the road so JUST USE THE BIKE PATH.

Bye.

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The sun’s starting to come up.

This isn’t good.

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Too much of a hassle.

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So expect a bit of downtime in the next day or two.  Don’t add any entries because they might get lost in the transition.  Unless you’re using WLW then you can just re-publish them.  Oh yeah but the comments might be lost.  Just wait for me to say that it’s okay.

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I just watched this movie called Reprise and it was muy bueno.  A couple of the songs from it:

Joy Division - New Dawn Fades

Le Tigre - Deceptacon

Here is the torrent if you wish to check it out.  And here’s a link to the subtitles.  (It’s a Norwegian movie.)

It’s about a couple of aspiring writers.  One of them goes insane.  Etc etc.

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I’m cutting down my Celexa dosage.  From 40mg once a day to 10.  I’m trying to recover my libido.  It’s been pretty dismal for as long as I can remember and I’m assuming that it’s the pills’ fault.  Wish me luck.

Also, Manila is the capital of the Philippines (Like the envelope).  Remember that.

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And short one girl.

I went to the bars and got loaded.  It was fun.  I saw a girl that I used to know; she had a crush on me in high school.  Evidently it faded because she acted totally uninterested.

Whatever.  I’m cool.

I think that something has to happen.  I’m just not sure what.

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I’ve watched five Wes Anderson movies.

• Bottle Rocket (1994)
• Bottle Rocket (1996)
• Darjeeling Limited
• The Royal Tenenbaums
• The Life Aquatic

Hilarious shit.

Bill Murray makes me laugh so hard.  So does Owen Wilson.  Why’d he try to kill himself?  He’s so fucking funny.  Same goes with Luke Wilson.

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I need them.  Now.

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Sometimes I feel
Like I’ll never fall asleep
I feel helpless
You can’t help me
Fall asleep
I like to dream
But it scares me to think
That at some point
I’ll forget when the dream began

I just got out of my bed
Covered in sweat
I was angry
‘Cause you kept your hand on my chest
Don’t touch me
I’m concentratin’ on sleep
On what I’ll dream
But I can’t keep my eyelids shut

Look at me sleepin’
I’m really sleepin’
Look at me dreamin’
I’m so happy (x2)

This song is way too fucking appropriate right now.  I need valium.

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So last night when I finally got my clothes I went back to the line.  When I got up to the front I saw the bouncer (bouncer 1) who denied me the first time.  There was another bouncer working the velvet rope (bouncer 2).

Me:  Alright man.  I’m dressed to impress now!  You gotta let me in!

Bouncer 1:  *laughs*  Ehh.  Alright.  *Motions to let me in*

Bouncer 2:  You look very handsome, sir.

Me:  Thanks!

Bouncers are funny.  Even if they take their jobs too seriously.

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So that party last night.  There were twenty-something confirmed guests on Facebook but only ten people showed up.  Why do people confirm that they’re going to be there if they’re not going to come?  Is it so hard to mark yourself down as a “maybe” if you’re not sure?  Unless you get into a car accident or have a death in the family, there’s no reason not to show up!  People have to plan you know?  Plus what if you’re really looking forward to seeing someone at the party?  You get all dressed up, try to look your best, arrive, and the little fucker isn’t even there!

PEOPLE.  JEEZ.

Also, I downloaded the Death Cab For Cutie discog.  It’s good shit.  You should check them out.

I should really look for a job.  I owe Visa almost a thousand bucks.  =\  Oh well.  They can afford it.  Plus they cream themselves when you only make minimum payments because you’ll end up never paying them off completely.  You’ll be giving them money till the day you die.

PEACE.

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My head hurts.

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I went out today for this dude’s birthday.  Saw a few people I hadn’t seen in forever.  It was cool.  Got pretty damned drunk too.

The bouncers wouldn’t let me in.  Apparently I wasn’t dressed nice enough.  I even tried bribing the bouncer twenty dollars but he wouldn’t relent.  Eventually I had to get my dad to drive me down some nice duds and then they let me in.  FUCKING BOUNCERS HATE ME.

It was cool though.  Cause I got in and it was a’ight.  There was tons of girls and I got to drunk with my old amigos.  C’etait bon except I didn’t get any tail or any numbers.  I thought this one girl liked me but nothing happened with her.

And now I’m still sorta drunk and I’m gonna watch this movie and then go to bed.

NIGHT.

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Rogers is definitely throttling my connection.  I’ve had problems with them before off and on.  It seemed to be doing well lately until the start of this month.  HORRIBLE SPEEDS.  It’s driving me insane.  On a night when The Office would be released I used to get great speeds.  Three or four hundred kB/s.  And now this.  ISPs should NOT be monitoring packets.  What the fuck is next?  Plain text packets with dissenting words about the government?

Suck my dick, Rogers.

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So.  Summer is boring.  I have no job and no money.  My credit card is at a whopping 700 dollars and I have no means of repaying it.  OH WELL.

I want to hit the bars tonight.  SHALL I?  Maybe maybe.  I need to find a girl to woo.

I just went to the casino today and lost twenty bucks.  Fuck.  I thought that I might actually win.  I could feel it in me bones.

Yes yes.  Life is boring and uneventful.  Thank God for torrents and movies.

HAPPY?

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Looks like I’ll be lazing about for the foreseeable future.

Oh well.  Ain’t nothing new to me.

EASY.

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It went well I think.  I made the women laugh a couple of times.  I think I have a shot.

Also, Woodstock is a really nice town.  And it’s not as far away as I first thought.

Wish me luck, fuckfaces.  :)

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I’m almost there.

Also, check out Delirious.  Good film.

ALSO, click the ads.

ALSO, happy mother’s day.

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On Monday for some tanning company in a town about 45 minutes away.  Database manager or sommat?  I don’t know exactly.  Anyways I have to get up and go to that.  I got my hair cut today for the first time in forever.  Afterwards I asked the hair dresser if she would hire me and she said yes.  So WIN.  Then I went and got a dress shirt and some khakis that fit.  Alie and Rey would be proud, actually.  I’ll post a pic later.  I hate wearing pants that actually go around my waist and then a tucked in shirt though.  My waist is really damn high and it makes me look like Urkel.

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I just woke up from a horrible nightmare.  I was in my bed and I couldn’t move.  I had to strain to do anything.  I started trying bashing my head against the wall in the hopes that I was doing it in real life as well and that someone would come and wake me up.  I would wake up but it would turn out that I was still in my dream.  All I wanted was to get out of it.  I kept telling myself to awaken hoping that I could use my mind to get out of that fucking dream.  The fourth or fifth time I woke up my buddy was in my room and told me that my mom was coming and bringing some aspirin and that I was sick.  I didn’t believe him, though.  Turns out that he was lying.  I think I finally woke up for real after that and was all sweaty and breathing hard.  I hate those fucking dreams.  Is it sleep paralysis or something?  Idk.  Maybe just a nightmare.  I ate a bunch of foodstuffs before bed so maybe that’s what did it.  Eating before bed gives you nightmares, doesn’t it?  OH WELL.  Je suis bon maintenant.

Also, I applied to UWO as a part time student.  It cost a hundred dollars so those fuckers had better accept me.

Now I’m going back to bed.  Pray for me.

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Course Title: Manufacturing Technology

Course Code: TMJ3C

Teacher: Mr. A. Beneteau

Final Grade: 30%

Comments: Alexander’s achievement is below level 1.  He has much difficulty staying on task.  Alexander is defiant and disrespectful towards authority.

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I’m not utterly exhausted and my mind is clear.  I woke up at 2 in the afternoon today.  I was out until around 2:30 last night at the bars and when I came home I couldn’t sleep.  (That’s a good thing.  For the past week or so I could sleep at basically any point in the day.)  I had to take a valium to sleep.

I saw a whole bunch of people that I used to hang out with at Jack’s (a bar).  I got pretty goddamned drunk and had to get some car service to take me home.  It sucked cause I was only planning on having one or two beers and driving home but I got trashed and had to pay almost thirty dollars to get home.  It was this company called “Keyz Thankz”.  They totally copied Keys Please.  I thought it was Keys Please until I was already in their car and noticed it on one of the dude’s jacket.  Anyways, they drove my car home.  IT ALL WORKED OUT.  And the dude who drove my car home noticed that I had Necro playing and commented on it.  We talked hip hop the whole way home.  He was pretty knowledgeable.

Some idiot that I was hanging with decided that he didn’t like some guy at the bar cause he thought he looked like a homo.  So on the way out he practically threw the guy out of his way.  Then he and a couple of my acquaintances started jawing at the thrown guy and his friends.  Nothing happened though.  WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG, HUH?

Alright.  I’m out.

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I’ve been sleeping like fifteen hours a day and I still have to force myself to get up.  I’ve been having these weird ultra-vivid dreams and feel like I’m walking around in a fog.  I just want to feel healthy.  =\   I guess I’ll make a doctor’s appointment demain.

Whenever I get sick I hope that I’ll heal and have like..  super powers.  You know how Peter Parker gets really sick and when he wakes up he can do all types of crazy shit.  Or people get doused in radioactive waste, get really sick, then get better than ever before.

However, I never get any super powers.  BULLSHIT.  FUCK LIFE.  I know that the doctor won’t know what to tell me either.  She’ll probably tell me to give it time.  It’s been like this for a couple weeks though.  Anyone have a body they can trade?  I’ll toss in a couple bucks too!

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And he brought me this shiz:

A painting and a pack of cigarettes.  WIN.

He told me these crazy stories about how he had to bribe the cops in Mozambique and Malawi on several occasions too.  SILLY POLICE.  Also about how his money went missing and his houseboy blamed it on juju (black magic).  Crazy shit over there.

Also, Sam just showed me this:

Shweet.

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Same goes with Aquafina.  Why do people buy that crap?  It’s tap water that’s gone through reverse osmosis.  Sorry, DOUBLE reverse osmosis.  Suck my dick, Pepsi/Coke.  If you’re going to buy bottled water, at least buy spring water.  It tastes fresh and clean and you know that you’re getting what you’re paying for. 

If you’re going to buy Aquanfina or Dasani you may as well buy a water bottle and fill it up at your sink.  And what’s ridiculous is that it costs more than spring water.  The first time I tasted Dasani I thought that it had gone bad and that’s what it tasted so funny.  The second time I started to get suspicious.  By the third time I realised that that’s what it was supposed to taste like.  I never bought that crap again.  (Unless I was desperate.)

So yes.  DEGUTANT.  I’m leaving.

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So Nicole came down today.  The TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) strike fucked our plans up hXc, though.  She called me at 7 in the morning saying that she couldn’t get to the train station in Toronto because the buses weren’t running.  Actually at first she just didn’t know why the bus hadn’t come by yet.  She called the TTC and the message said that they were on strike.  Lazy, greedy asses.

SO I went to Toronto and picked her up instead and brought her back here.  I left at around eight in the morning with about 4 hours of sleep.  Needless to say, today has been exhausting.  So after a four hour drive (two there, two back (though the two back seemed to go a lot quicker)) we made it back to London and to my house.  We chillllllled and ate pizza and did various other stuff.  It was a good time.  I dropped her off at the train station at eight and she went back home.

Our only picture together:

(There’s four different versions of this pose)

We meant to take lots of pictures but totally forgot until the very end.  OH WELL.

Now it’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m trying to sleep.  My asthma is killin me.  I WILL TRY AGAIN.

Easy.

Oh yah.  We also saw someone getting stomped downtown on the way to the train station.  That was pretty nuts.  =\

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(at the train station.)

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Okay, my blog has this thing that tells me who visits, or if they come from a search engine then it lets me know what they originally searched for.  And in the past couple of weeks I’ve seen this SO often:

WHY?  Did some movie called “Sleep fucking” just come out?  I don’t understand this.  They go to that one page and then leave.  I’ve seen “Sleep fucking” a hundred times in the past couple of weeks.  PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND.

LOOK:

THE COMBINATIONS OF “SLEEP” AND “FUCK” ARE BAFFLING.  ARGH.  And look at all the types of Googles!  They’re surfacing from places all over the world.  Is it a new catch phrase?  Was there a special on sleep fucking on the BBC?  Okay, I’m done.  Just so confused.

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My leg hurts.  The back of my thigh sorta.  Why can’t I just have a normal goddamned body?  It seems like I always have some strange ache or pain or sickness.  IT PISSES MEHOFF.

I want my mark from the C++ exam that I wrote on Monday.  I’m tres curious.  I got a hundred percent on the multiple choice section but I want to see how I did on the coding.  I got all of the programs working but I left out any sort of error handling or commenting so he may take some marks for that.  Ah well.  I hope I have more C++ next semester.

I sort of wish that I had taken Computer Sciences at UWO.  But it’s mad expensive.  Plus I’d have to go back and take a bunch of university-prep high school courses.  A couple math and English classes.  FACK THAT.

Anyway.  I’m outtie.  THREE DAYS.  Crazy.

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I friggin slept for like 20 hours yesterday.  It was weird.  And today I’ve been sleeping like crazy too.  I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG BUT IT’S MAKING ME MAD.  I’m hoping that it gets better on its own within the next couple of days.  I’m sure it will.

Last exam tomorrow.  C++.  Will ace it fo sho.

I downloaded the Necro discography.  He’s such a sick fuck hahaha.  He has a song called “Raped Infants.”  Wtf?  Crazy dude.  Talented, though.

AH I JUST LOOKED AT MY CLOCK.  We’re in 2008.  WHERE IS MY HOVER BOARD?

I’m leaving.

Nicole is coming down in six days.  :o   Excitinggggg.

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(That’s April 21, btw.)

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So a Mourning Dove decided to move into my backyard.  She’s been chilling above my barbeque for a while.  LOOK:

I’m gonna see some baby birds soon I think.  She’s been sitting there none stop for the past couple of days.

Life is so peachy right now.  I’m getting my tax return soon, school is over on Moonday AND Nickolka is coming to visit next weekend.  I can’t wait.  IZ ALL VURRY GOOD.

BYE.

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Everything is so good.

I’m happy.

GO ME.

Now to do this stupid homework.

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School is over in eight days.  EIGHT.  Except I have a couple of fairly big assignments to finish before then.  This stupid web design thing where I have to build a flash program.  And thennnnnn the web design exam.  Ah well.  I’m confident that I’ll do okay on both of them.  ZEN I have to do my marketing exam.  I have a 48 in that class right now =\  Well, it’s more like a 65.  A 48 would be if I got zero on the final and also got zero on this other dumb little assignment, which will not happen.

In two weeks Nickolka is coming down to visit from the GTA. :o  I’m so looking forward to it.  VE VILL VATCH MOVIE.  And I’ll show her around the city.  Not that there’s much to see.  I’m so glad that we started talking.  I was so miserable and depressed before.  Shit iz good nao.

Then uhhhh.  I guess that’s aboot it.  I was going to yell about how my Gmail Notifier stopped working but I re-installed it and that fix’t it.

It’s too cold right now.  4 degrees but with the wind it feels like 0.  Ah well.  It’ll warm up throughout the week.

BAI.

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Schools is almost over.  Ten more days I believe.  I’ve successfully passed all of my classes and am looking forward to another semester (in due time.)  I think this summer is gonna be pretty rad.

It’s been so nice out lately.  Fucking gorgeous.  It’s cold and cloudy out now, and about to rain, BUT April showers bring May flowers amirite?

There’s this male and female Cardinal that have been hanging out around my house.  I’ve tried to get a decent picture but the little bastards always fly off JUST as I’m about to photograph them.  These are the best shots that I could get:

Both of the birds are in the middle shot.  It’s sort of hard to see because the female blends in with the ground.

I realised that I can say “good” in six different languages!  Good (English), Bien (French), Bine (Romanian), Dobre (Slovakian), Gut (German), and Bueno (Spanish).  I AM MASTER OF LANGUAGES.

SI ACUM, I vill go talk to Nicole.  Aurevoir.  (Pa pa)

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These past few days have been pretty good.  With the beautiful weather and school coming to an end, life seems pretty